ryanvallejo:

sassybabushka:

My friend knows someone who keeps all her money in a  hollow dildo. If you don’t think that’s genius, just imagine a robber stealing from a teenage girl’s room. Is he going to look in the dildo? Is he even going to want to touch the dildo?? No. A hollow dildo is safer than any safe or lock. 

Be safe, kids. Keep your money in a dildo.

plus you can fuck yourself with money whats cooler than that

(via littlepieceofgabby)

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i wanna be choked and pounded into the mattress and spanked real hard and called a bad little girl then go out for milkshakes and fries and hold hands and have my forehead kissed

(Source: unluckyrabbitfoot, via xdametualmax)

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