My friend knows someone who keeps all her money in a hollow dildo. If you don’t think that’s genius, just imagine a robber stealing from a teenage girl’s room. Is he going to look in the dildo? Is he even going to want to touch the dildo?? No. A hollow dildo is safer than any safe or lock.
Be safe, kids. Keep your money in a dildo.
plus you can fuck yourself with money whats cooler than that
i wanna be choked and pounded into the mattress and spanked real hard and called a bad little girl then go out for milkshakes and fries and hold hands and have my forehead kissed